Rick Fienberg
HOMEPAGE NEWS by Rick Fienberg

Light Pollution = Not Funny

too funny
Parade Publications

Each Sunday, millions of US newspaper readers enjoy Parade magazine and the writing of columnist Marilyn vos Savant. I do too, usually. But I certainly didn’t enjoy her July 29th column, listing questions she’d gotten from readers that were “too funny” (by which I suspect she meant too stupid) to answer.

One was “Where did all the stars go? In the ’50s, the sky was loaded with them.” That’s not a funny or stupid question at all! Has she never heard about the problem of light pollution? It’s the reason why professional observatories are increasingly located in remote places, and why amateur astronomers are traveling farther and farther from home to observe under dark skies.

And it’s not just an astronomy problem but an economic one — we spend billions of dollars each year lighting the undersides of airplanes at night. Moreover, there’s a long list of health and safety issues stemming from poorly designed and excessive outdoor lighting. A large and growing alliance of astronomers, lighting engineers, environmentalists, and politicians have joined forces to combat light pollution.

Another of her funny questions, about “falling stars,” reflects the simple confusion caused by using this term to describe a meteor. Those really aren’t falling (or shooting) stars at all, of course, but rather bits of interplanetary grit burning up in our atmosphere. If someone has heard of “falling stars” but never taken a course in astronomy, how could he or she be expected to know this?

Some of the other questions posed were pretty funny — I chuckled reading “Does a 10-gallon hat really hold that much?” But by treating these two stargazing questions as too “funny” to answer, she missed two opportunities to educate her readers. Judge for yourself, and feel free to leave her an online comment with your thoughts on the matter.

Posted by Rick Fienberg, August 2, 2007
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Too Funny

Posted by Terry Durbin August 2, 2007 At 06:23 AM PDT
This just goes to show that even a world record IQ doesn't ensure understanding, or insight.


Light Pollution

Posted by Tachyon August 2, 2007 At 08:49 AM PDT
I'm glad you caught this and posted it. It's such a shame that the sky (50% of what every human can see) is so overlooked. I posted my thoughts on the Parade article and I hope we'll see some more.


Everyone Should Post Their Comments!

Posted by TJacobs August 2, 2007 At 09:29 AM PDT
Thank you for pointing this out! As soon as I saw this article I went and registered for who knows how much spam email from Parade in order to be able to post my thoughts on light pollution...and whatever makes it through my spam filters will be worth it to try and raise awareness that light pollution is a serious problem, and in many cases completely unnecessary!


Light pollution too funny

Posted by Otis August 2, 2007 At 11:46 AM PDT
Shame on me for reading it and not putting in my 2 cents!My first thought on reading it was that maybe she thought everybody understands this issue! Well now I understand that even the brightest of us need educating. Thanks for waking me up!


falling stars

Posted by Stephen August 2, 2007 At 02:24 PM PDT
I certainly knew about "falling stars" by high school graduation. My high school had no astronomy courses. But you might know these things from a variety of sources. Maybe even TV. I also read sci-fi. Asimov and Clarke put real science in their stories. She's supposed to be how smart? Well, no matter how smart you are, there's always someone who knows something that you don't. My ten year old has already demonstrated knowledge i don't have. Still, in print, you can act as if you know everything. Nearly anything can be researched. For example, type "falling star" into Google... Perhaps she thought she knew what a "falling star" was, and didn't check. Lots of really cool stuff is counterintuitive. In high school, i could divide one 9 digit number by another 9 digit number getting 9 significant digits of answer in my head in about a minute. Who would have thought that playing with an abacus for a few months might lead to that kind of skill? So, the phrase, "mad as a hatter" stems from mercury poisoning?


Missing Stars Fell Down?

Posted by ronny schaefer August 2, 2007 At 03:50 PM PDT
Not to detract from the seriousness of this issue, but it is very funny that both questions seem to be related in a sureal sense, namely, that an un-informed reader of Parade may conclude that perhaps all the stars that used to be in the sky during the 50s are missing simply because they indeed have fallen down to earth as shooting stars...! More seriously, astronomers are notoriously known to choose the most inappropriate names for the objects they study. Thus whereas laypersons may see meteors as falling stars, astronomers have been calling thousands of planetoids in our solar system "asteroids" ("star-like"), and thousands of whole giant galaxies "QSOs", or quasi-stellar objetcs...!


Questions too funny to answer

Posted by Enrico August 2, 2007 At 05:44 PM PDT
She used to do the talk show circuit years ago, aside from having a high iq rating no one ever mentioned any other achievements of hers. GUess I'll do what she did not, ie use google to find out! Seriously, I am always surprised by the lack of basic astronomical knowledge among otherwise well educated people. Not specialized knwledge , but basic stuff one does learn in grammar school.


Questions too funny to answer

Posted by Justin Skywatcher August 2, 2007 At 06:31 PM PDT
C'mon guys, lightne up! She was right! Those ARE too funny to answer. "Where did the stars go? Nowhere. They're stil there! How many people in this moedern world really think that meteors are 'shooting stars?'


Light Pollution

Posted by Jon Collman August 2, 2007 At 07:10 PM PDT
This is very reminiscent of the flood of calls to 911 on the East coast during one of the early massive power blackouts in which panicked citizens wanted to know if it was the end of the world or an invasion by Aliens! They had never seen Stars before and suddenly there were thousands of them appearing out of nowhere - must be an Alien invasion or some other catastrophe - surely! I'm sure there were some pretty bright folks wondering as well....and we already know there ain't no shortage of stupidity in the world.


stars in cities

Posted by Frank R August 3, 2007 At 08:25 AM PDT
Giving MvS the benefit of the doubt here, it's quite possible she has no idea how much the sky has changed for many people. From the brief biographies I've read, she has lived in cities her entire life. It may well seem nonsensical to her that there has been any real change.


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